Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Ireland added to list of countries monitored by the U.S. for currency manipulation - Fortune

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Packers waive receiver, open up roster spot - Acme Packing Company

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Live Updates From Apple WWDC 2025 🔴 - Gizmodo

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Grandfather Diagnosed With Stage Four Lung Cancer Becomes Free of Disease After Immunotherapy - Good News Network

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Tony Awards: ‘Maybe Happy Ending’ Wins Big, Nicole Scherzinger Takes Home First Tony - The Hollywood Reporter

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Keyshawn Davis vs. Edwin De Los Santos canceled after Davis' massive weight miss, Abdullah Mason to headline - Yahoo Sports